It's cool
cuz it's past.
"Papa,sorry it's so sudden, but can I have my new year's present?"
I guess it's okay.
"Papa, I think you're the greatest!"
lhereby authorize the production of the Excel Saga Re-cap Episode.
"Papa,this is..."
Begont old year! Come forth new year!
Excel saga
That isn't love!
Love isn't that.
"I love, but I'm not loved."
It's not love at all...
But isn't love...?
"I want to be loved, but I won't ask for it."
This bohy may be crushed. I'll give my life away
just plainly without hesitation
"I'll con them and jilt them, come in from the side "
I'll step on others and kick'em up
Run away! Run away!
Even if I slip on a banana peel
That's all for that one man
If I must say it's probably
Loyally in the name of love
New Year!
End of year party!
Hidden talent show!
New Year End of Year Party Hidden Talent Show
West Team East Team
West Team West Team Excel Haatt
To all foolish citizens in front of the TV Happy new year!
Happy Holidays
Happy new year!
Thank you for watching Excel Saga.
"Today,as on end-of-the-year special..."
...we will be showing you many hidden talents.
"It'll be 30minutes of stuff that you'll only be able to see here,"
although it'll seem like you've seen it somevhere before.
"Well,actually only 20 minutes,50 seconds."
"Well,nowthatyou mention it, it's just a baring re-cap episode to give a break..."
to the production staff who're exhausted from the always-tight schdule.
Please wait
"Sinve you'll be taken off-stage if you say bad things, be careful Excel Girls reporters!"
Yes! We hear you
"And by the way,Miss Exce..."
...as usual you say a lot of stuff.
I'll definitely kill you next time.
"Anyways,for some reason there seems to be someone who's going for a ridiculous record "
Exactly
Nice to meatyou! ...with wanbanko and egg-sween-red-bean-paste.
I'm Excel Kobayashi! Always a healthy friend I am everyont's Hyatt Mikako.
"Together we're "Excel Girls"! We released a CD!"
"How insolent, you impersonators!"
We're reporting on a New year's Domino Competition here!
Someone's been placing dominos from the broadcasting center to this studio.
Oh maa... What kind of person has so much free time at this time of year?
Whaa! Master II palazzo!
Great job! Excellent work!
"Wow, you're placing them so quickly!"
"Well,there's nothing like dominos to start out a new yeqr!"
Hi! It's the Excel Girls again!
Prince II pala is so focused that he doesn't notice anything elsel.
Even if we do... something like this!
Stop that! Don'tyou fear God?!
I' m back on screen now.
Is this TV program okay?
"In any case,we have to move on! Let's continue with the show!"
What's the first thing the West team is going to show?
That's a good question!
The Excel Saga that anyont from a baby to a old man can understand in only 1 mirute!
Intre sponse to the viewer' comments such as "What the hell is this?"...
Don't get it Do it again and Get lost!"
We made a video for beginners!
Is it really okay to understand Excel this much?Anyways...
Here we go!
Understand Excel
great
"Excel, did you find a job already?"
Across!
Ac~ro~ss!!
Across!
What a great scene!
Every shot demonstrating the fragility of life!
But I didn't understand it at all.
Moving right along the Eats team's first show...
...is a charming menu to introduce my mysterious identity and secret.
Looking at Ha-chan's Life and Death.
let's dance
"I , Hyatt"
come from some planet in some space ship.
"When I awakened, I became Master Ilpalazzo's follwer."
Well, let's just sqy it wasa "trickof fate".
"Like this,with Miss Excel who is bright and strong..."
...I accomplish missions to realize
Master IIPalazzo's ideals.
She's dead!
"I die once in a while, but I contirue with my life."
End
Is that so...?
I don't get a single thing aboutyour identity ar anything...
"Well,let's shear our judges comments"
ahout each team's show.
Tht judges are :Professor Kababu
from the Safety Assurance Agency.
It's love.
The Great Will of the Grand Universe
"Love for the Universe, and wheat for the soul"
The wandering spirit: Mr.Pedro.
Please give me love.
"The Director who comes out randomly and meaninglessly,Mr.Nabeshin."
And there was another fight...
"Across member and emergency food, Miss Menchil."
Then Miss Great Will of the Grand Universe?
How was it?
As usual, the Macha-ki talent was great.
"What's a Macha-ki?"
Where're you looking? Is it stupid?
Let's leave the weird stuff and look at the scores!
First the West Team!
"10points, 10points, 10points, 9points, 9points,!"
48points!
"Then,how about the East Team?"
"10points, 10points, 10points, 10points,9points!"
49points!
This is really intense.
No way!
I can see through the staff's dishonest doings!
"Senior,you're saying too much..."
"Well, since Miss Excel is off the stage, let's look at the dominos again."
"Yes,"
This is Excel Girls at the domino Pushing hall!
"Nothing unusual happening, things are going well."
"This is boring ,so let's do something."
I'm cracking up! I'm cracking up! It's hilarious! I can't watch!
If he's like this It'll take forever...
... to conquer the city.
"Well, since Miss Excel is still out..."
"...Please watch the East Team's English movie :The Beautiful Theater."
The Beautiful Theater
The English Vers...
"S... Surprise Why you here Kosuke? (W-Why are you in here, Kosuke?)"
P-Please give me one chance way? (What? Megumi told me this was the room.)
No...because you and no moner... (Oh!That Megu...)
"Oh! You are bad ,I am... good bye (What is with that look?)"
"Hasta la vista,baby.(Nothing...! This is embarrassing...)"
Give me chewing gum? (Yukari...I...)
Oh great... (Ah...)
The end
Lies! This English is cimpletely FAKE!
Senior!
This plan might be too much...
We can't stop now ... not now...
"Well senior,where'd they send you?"
Just caught up with some broadcast industry laws and all.
Anyway Ha-chan don't think you're so great
cuz you got that English-speaking going.
"I got this thing from America... and you're not ever listening to me! As usual, she isn't making any sense at all."
Her's a great secret talent that
the West Team is gonna show!
"The name is "Alone Excel Saga"!"
Alone Excel Saga
I am Excel!
Age and nationality both umknown.
My speciality is cleaning bathrooms.
Nowthat I mention it...it donesn't resemble a profle for a pretty girl character...
...but I am dumb so I don't care.
"Today, I'll be your sister."
Although it's none of your business.
Big brother!!
"Wake up,bro!! You're gonna be alte for school!!"
you're always waking up late...
You can't do anything without me!
Just 5 more minutes...
Hurry up and wake up or I'm gonna he late too.
"I'll skip out today,"
you can go by yourself.
Nope I can't do that.
Your homeroom teacher told me that I have to bring you to school-no-matter what.
Or else he's gonna make you take the test a million -times.
What?! That's not fair!
You're finally up.
Mom was right.
She said you'd get up right away if I mentioned a test.
Tee hee.
So you were lying?
"Ehee hee,"
You got it!
Why you little...!
"Damn Don't get carried away,Excel."
I should give her a good
I should give her a good killing!
What? No!
"Brother,you're so mean!"
I am Excel!
I am the big idiot who thought Lolicon stood for RollingComputer until just now.
stupid
But my hobby is eating Durian with Ririan needles
I'll he your annoying sitter.
so get along!
Let's go home together bra!
"Go home by yourself,stupid."
Huh? Why?!
"Oh! Wait,brother!"
Brother!
Game over
"Well then,"
Let's hear whay Judge Professor Kababu thinks.
I got the now young feeling fever.
It's weird and busy and tea time.
Am I the only one who's getting a weird feeling of incompatibility from this?
"What do you think, Miss Menchi?"
Thank you very much for your valuable opinion
( Menchi's seiyuu) Good job to Miss Kourogi Satomi who came just for this occasion.
Good job.
And the score!
"First, the East Team's English movie Beautiful Theater."
48points!
"And the West Team's Alone Excel Saga...!"
49points!
Oh! We have an equal score!
As if planned...
Which means we'll be deciding the finai sinner through the final match.
Exactly!!
"Then, while,we're excited, let's take another look at the dominos!"
Hail II Palazzo!
You're great!You're TOO great, Master II Palazzo!
"Seeing your lovety appearance like that, Excel is Excel is..."
dying of shock!
"Well! Whatever's whatever, Let's move on to the final match!"
First the West Team will show you the super hero born of TV programs
Pedro
"Running through every back-route of life,"
he finally oppears on the big screen!
Please take a look at this pre-release trailer!
Pedro!
He had a loving wife...A son.
But the man leaves?
all for Japan Money.
Pedro!
Sandora!
"Welcome home,darling!"
Sandora is so happy when you come home.
The family was smiling.
There was happiness... should've been...
...fate confused him.
It's hot! It's hot!
"Moving back and forth between life and death,"
he finally became a ghost.
Mr.Pedro.
Sandora!!!
Welcome home!
"Oh,you little rascal!"
How are you...?
NO!!! We can't communicate!!
Pedro doesn't exist in this world anymore!
Double Shock! Double Shock!
"Love is always lying around someplace, you know? Like here..."
i'-ZSAN!!
you got some nerve talking like that after taking my woman!
Well aren't we Mr.Apologetic!
Friendship
Gyalandoo!
What's wrong?
Mama!
Honey... don't tell me?
I think so.
WHY? The math doesn't work out!
True Love
I'z-san!
NO----
Wandering Soul Pedro!
Go Go Pedro! As it is...
"pedro,you have to look out for him..."
"One more,you fool!!"
Well the oudience is reacting better than expected! What'll happen now?
"Yes, but the East Team won't give up."
We also have a star born of TV
not in the original manga.
Abusing his position as a director. he jumps into the drama randomly.
The useless Afro and nihilistiv under-soul.
Yes! His name is:
Nabeshin!
NABESHIN
Drink the soup!
"My name is Watanabe Shinichi, Usually called Nabeshin."
I am the anime director who holds the world between his thighs.
And my partners are cool too!
Antonio!
A barkeep who never loses his cook or his target.
The 13th Space Butler.
Even the cute Puchus were no match. The mysterious iron-maked woman:Tetsuko.
"You might have seen her real face some where before,but whatever..."
Nabeshin! you killed me!
Hey~! It's old man Rihudo!
"Well.with all these weird idiots, what kind of scene will I jump into next?"
We're gonna train hard!
That was fast.
NABESHIN
"I don't have any money, No money."
"You're abusing your power as the director too much! Mr.Nabeshin, what's your hobby?"
The Afro.
"Well then,both teams have shown their hidder talents..."
... let's announce the final results!
First the West Team!
"10points, 10points, 10points 10points,10points."
We did it! A prefect 50points!
"Continuing, the East Team!"
"10points,10points*cough* *cough*"
We also have a perfect score!
What the...!!! Oh my...
We have a tie
Congratulations It seems that we won't have a winner this year.
"Don't talk as if there will be a nextyear, Ha-chan!"
Is this okay?
Yeah! Okay! Good job!
Excel saga
Episode13 NEW YEAR PARTY HIDDEN TALENT SHOW Today's experiment ....failed
This re-cop episode is a pain in the ass to edit...
"Sorry, Can you fade-out right there?"
This worldis... rotten!
And once nore we're... rorgotten....
I've known - since that day
The reason-you came to me
The soft texture of my body
Is a favorite of yours.....
In your hungered eyes
How does this body look....?
"If you're going to eat me, please do it quickly"
So that this flesh won't become too tough...
"Showto this moment, either act or watch also acustom"
"exciting night, seem nothing"
"What attraction, what exciting, where they gone?"
We want to get that feeling. A new actress appear
She is Ropponmatsu
Machine inside
She is very important
"Good for children's education, Ionely night"
Ropponmatsu.
Next episode "cardiant"
Excel Saga has already entered it's second half!